Happy St. Patricks day!
March 17, 2008 by kelltick
Ahh St. Patrick’s day. The worst day of your life if you don’t wear green. Actually this doesn’t not apply to olda people. But fun school kids. College kids bore me no one is wearing green. I remember in elementary people would always hide their green. Haha. Anyways, I would bet money my little brother wore green boxers to school today. I would also bet he has pinched people who are wearing green just for kicks. Why is no one wearing green here at USU? You guys celebrate Marti gras but not St. Patrick’s day? Retarded. Anyways we do love holidays and pointless holidays rock. so here are some random facts I found about St. Patrick’s day.
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St Patrick’s day is celebrated on St. Patrick’s death. … “HAPPY DEATH DAY!! WHOOO HOOO!”
- St. Patrick isn’t even from Ireland… He’s English
- Green isn’t a lucky color in Ireland. Wearing green on St. Patrick’s day was started in the US. Apparently the fairies would steal young children who wore to much green. Haha
- Chicago dyes their river GREEN on St. Patrick’s day. AWESOME
Also… we love river dance… ok no. but Michael flatly is hilarious. His face is so hilarious. so enjoy this river dance vid.
He looks like a flying sheep… and check out the red head at the end. her legs are insured for like a million dollars. Also we think she secretly hates him. He has like a perma smile and she just looks ornery.




Oh man that is lame that no one is wearing green. So really I feel a little lame commenting this, but I wanted to tell you this story, and it’s not really long enough or cool enough to be it’s own post. Here you go:
The St. Patrick’s Day Massacre
So my Dad always forgets to wear green, and so my Mom like wakes us all up early and tells us that we are going to ambush him. So later we are all in the same room, and she closes the door and blocks it so he can’t get out and everyone starts pinching him. My fam takes St. Patrick’s Day very seriously.
P.S. They dye the river? Oh my gosh! That is AWESOME! Why don’t we have any rivers?