This is WAR!…
Anyways. Our blog friend Zackapalooza recently wrote a very interesting post about Taylor Swift. You might remember, we love her. He asked for no disagreeing comments on his blog, and so being the polite people we are we decided not to wage war in his comments. We decided to wage war on the blog.:D
He gives a list of 5 reasons he hates her…
1.She can’t sing at all.
2.Shes not very pretty, really.
3.She’s straight up boring.
4. Her songs are not that great
5. People are obsessed with her for no reason. She’s The human form of Twilight
We will now throw these 5 reasons back in his face. 
1. She Can sing… Exhibit A:
Exhibit B: If you want to see her do a cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC-vENKF0hg
Exhibit C: If you want or need http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDgcVv0Gads
Exhibit D: List of awards she has won- Top new female vocalist (CMAs), Favorite Female country Artist (AMAs), Best song 2 times and best country song (BMIs), Horizon Award (CMT’s), song writer of the year (NASI’s) and that is not including the ones that she got voted in for.
2.She is totally pretty He unfairly chose a picture of her with no make up on. How many famous ladies can you think of that look good without their make up?? I recommend googling Kate Winslet and Angelina Jolie or Miley without make up. Observe our gallery for proof that she is actually really pretty. Also take note that he hair is not fake. It’s Naturally curly. Have you ever tried to manage naturally curly hair? Not That Easy.
3. She is far from boring… Her you tube videos are hilarious, and her interviews and award acceptance speeches are really funny because she gets so excited. Also she made her own music video for I’m Only Me When I’m With you.
4. Her songs are AWESOME. And she wrote or co wrote all of them. That’s pretty stinking rare in the musical world and her lyrics are clever. And she is really good at slipping in jabs at the boys. Observe.
From Forever and Always:
Was I out of line? Did I say something way to honest?
Did you run and hide like a scared little boy?
I looked into your eyes, thought I knew you for a minute
Now I’m not so sure
From White Horse:
That I’m not a princess
This ain’t a fairytale
I’m not the one you’ll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain’t Hollywood,
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now its too late for you and your White Horse,
To come around.
From Pictures to Burn:
To state the obvious
I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re gay
5.It’s ridiculous to compare anything to the Twilight mania. It’s impossible to compare any obsession to that level of crazy. 15 year old girls don’t regularly ask Taylor Swift to bite their neck. They do ask Robert Pattinson that.
Agreed. She’s a VERY TALENTED girl! You’d definitely be hard-pressed to find music stars who write and perform ALL their own music (except for a few rap stars, but don’t even get me started). Pretty sure your Zackfriend is harboring some ill feelings toward an ex-gal (whether it be because she looks like Taylor or because Taylor sings down-to-earth songs about relationships-gone-bad) or he has a hard time with the fact that “Hollywood Stardom Princesses” aren’t all drug-infested whores and feels the need to prey on decent people. I mean seriously–Jessica Simpson went through similar critiques and she’s a devout Christian who didn’t have sex until she was married; people trashed on her just as bad (if not worse) than her “musical equals” of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. I guess Zackfriend is entitled to his own opinion…Too bad there’s far more evidence out there to refute it.
Sea kittens…ridiculous…I PETA just increased the amount of seafood I eat…well done!
On Taylor Swift…I think her songwriting is pretty just ok…she isn’t an amazing lyricist but I have to give her props for being involved in the writing process…VERY RARE! She has a decent voice and it isn’t all faked out…she sounds the same live…a lot of new musi artists sound like crap live because they’re voices are super edited. I must say I don’t think she’s that pretty…not ugly…just not super pretty…but at least she isn’t fake looking. I guess in general, she’s a breath a fresh air because she speaks her mind and looks human rather than airbrushed.
Well He compares her to gollum which I think is pretty unfair:D I mean at least shes not leather face Fergie:D
Aliese, I have to say that one of my best friends is this Taylor-obsessed girl. She’s actually way, way prettier than Taylor is, but she wants to look like her. Wasting your time, Jean-o!
Jennifer: She DOES NOT sound the same live. AT ALL. Golly, she did an excellent /performance/ here, but she does not sound good at all. Her voice is terrible. (You know who I have to admit sounds AWESOME live, despite hating her guts? DemiICan’tBelieveI’mAdmittingThisLovato.)
Kelltick: Fergie is ugly, I agree totally.
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Besides, Taylor Swift gets her butt kicked by Carrie Underwood in every aspect of life. Looks, voice, songs, live-ness, personality, politeness, Zackapalooza-wants-to-marry-you-ness.
Oh, and sorry to blow up your comments, but Angelina Jolie’s ugly, too. Her lips might eat you if you aren’t careful.
Miley Cyrus is really, really pretty under certain circumstances. A lot of times she’s kind of ugly looking.
And a lot of Taylor’s hair is just extensions. Google it. I did.
http://www.totalbeauty.com/content/gallery/p_celebrity_hair_extensions?tx_tbgallery_pi1pid=7212
good research. but she doesn’t always have them… If I could afford those things I would totally have them. I like Carrie underwood alright. Shes a skelator though.
What!! Taylor Swift is amazing!
Okay you try and be a singer in Hollywood. And then bash on the totally amazing Taylor Swift. Then I will agree with you. Maybe…
Our comments are blowing up now… you should see the time I said the main guy from Tokio Hotel looked like a girl. Rabid fan girls attacked our comments. This is nothing.
I’ll just buy a vocoder and AutoTune and go the Hellogoodbye route to fame, because I can’t sing to save my life. I’m better than the terrible people on American Idol, but not by much.
Okay, honestly, I must say that if I could sing I’d want to sound exactly like Chris Martin. If I were a girl I’d want to sound like Hayley Williams. Or Beyonce. Beyonce’s always good.
Speaking of which, I got called “Kelly” all year last year because two of my (female) friends were obsessed with Destiny’s Child. (They also loved any Mario video games, to which I was Luigi.)