Cause After Today

Our brains will be snoozing

We packed up today.
Ssee ya later school, HELLO SUMMER!!

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Plot Summary

So I somehow found this website where some guy has made twitter sized summaries of a bunch of different movies. Some of them are pretty good. Here are my favorites:
E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
HARRY [...]

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Some Stuff

Here are just some random things I’ve been thinking about lately

Kelli and I were just wondering… what is up with the Little Caesar’s guy having chest hair?! That is just gross, when I want some pizza I do not want to be thinking about chest hair. Also he basically has no neck his body just [...]

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Happy Easter!

P.S. Kelli…. still missing some eggs…

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Bump it UP!

I don’t know how many of you have seen a commercial for one of these but seriously I think If I ever saw someone wearing one I would pop them on the head with all my might in hopes of breaking it.

I am confident that no one told these ladies that they have tumors popping [...]

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It’s April. Fools.

April Fools day is a great holiday mostly because it’s fairly pointless and gives you permission to pull pranks on people with impunity. Also apparently in the past it has caused some problems when actual news stories are released on April 1st and people don’t believe them, because they think it’s just a joke. Some pranks [...]

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