So this last week was like the longest week ever. I barely remember it. I did end up at the temple with that dumb boy again and I ran a lot of errands. I found 14 WHITE poinsettia at 6 different stores. I helped spend almost 600 dollars at coach on presents for office girls. I lived off a list [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Funny Story’
There’s a SNAKE in my Boot!!
Posted in Funny Story, tagged Christmas, funny, Funny Story, Gift ideas, presents on December 7, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Guys. I love people
Posted in Random, tagged Funny Story, Twilight, youtube on November 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So I went to the new moon midnight showing last night, which was very entertaning as midnight movie premiers always are. The screaming, the clapping ect, the insane fan girls ect. but look what I found today!! That is funny
Rule number 1: Don’t get in the car with strange men
Posted in 1, tagged Bad Luck, Funny Story on August 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
So My cousin desperately wants me to be a socialite so before I came she told everybody she knew my age I was coming and has had a ton of people invite me over and all this stuff. So last night I was just sitting there watching shark week minding my own business when all [...]
Kelli Meets A Creeper
Posted in Funny Story, tagged Boys, creepy, funny, Funny Story, Random, texting, weird on May 22, 2009 | 4 Comments »
SO I’m leaving for yellowstone today which isn’t really important to this story but whatever. So ANYWAYS I’ve been listening to the new black eyed peas song alot this morning and all of a sudden I get a text message that say’s “I’m so 2008 your so 2000 and late boom boom pow”. Which you [...]
I Almost Feel Guilty
Posted in Funny Story, tagged Family, Funny Story, Pets, sick, We are weird on January 31, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I just tried to feed my rabbit a carrot. Apparently shes not that into carrots… (what a weird rabbit). So not wanting to be wastefull I placed the carrot back in our carrot holder. Heh yes I am 1/2 my fathers side of the family. I might tell my mom next week. She’ll be horrified.
Easily Confused
Posted in Funny Story, tagged Breaking and Entering, Cats, funniest thing ever, funny, Funny Story, Sarah on December 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So my sister has always been sort of jumpy and easily scared ever since we were really young. If you are a long time reader you might recall the post about when some boy was asking her to a dance, and she thought he was an intruder and called the police on him. If not it’s [...]
THANKS! for GIVING me way to much info on your life
Posted in Random, tagged Family, Funny Story, Holidays, Life, Random, We are weird on November 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So Thanksgiving is a holiday and I love holidays. but I do think it is the most boring… of the major holidays. anyways its particularly boring when you go to your grandmas and its all the other families off years, where they go somewhere else you know? so its just my family minus my little [...]
I am Lord Voldemort
Posted in Funny Story, Random, tagged Blogging, Family, Funny Story, Harry Potter, other blogs, We are weird on November 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Alright, So I’m not. And I may have stolen this idea from the brilliant mind of Sadies sister Sarah. meh details anyways, One time about 2 months ago I was surfing blogger blogs. and suddenly by some genius stroke of luck I ran accross my dear cousins blog. I was unaware he had a blog… [...]
What’s My Age Again?
Posted in Funny Story, tagged funny, Funny Story, Life, Random, shopping, We are weird on October 5, 2008 | 3 Comments »
19… I’m 19. How often do I mess up this simple fact? Frequently. Most recently while talking to some phone guy at the mall. “So how old are you?” “17… WAIT! No! I’m 19″ “What?! Are you serious how do you mess that up?” *extreme laughter from all the cell phone sales people*”Well anyways I’d [...]

