So apparently in our new ward they keep a ward directory with photos… Which I think is totally terrifying and a little bit horrible. I mean our friend lives in a place that’s ward directory is called the farmers market! Its like encouraging you to look at others like they are pieces of meat! I mean why not just have names and phone numbers? And also. what if you were like really unattractive on picture day? Boys perhaps looking for a date or something would totally just look over girls who weren’t I mean which boy wants sausage when he can have steak?? I can’t think of any. Or girls could just like look for the apartment with the most attractive boys and bring them cookies or something to lure them in.
SO anyways. Our ward unwisely posted what time it would be coming around to take ward pictures and me and Sadie being the geniuses we are decided to leave for dinner. Smart right? Then we would just be like two little blank squares, (really I would love it if our whole apartment was blank). SO we go waste an hour then come back and guess what?? they didn’t even come! Now who’s to know when they will be coming! hopefully we will have time to jump out he window before they come for us. We are still in grave danger my friends… grave danger indeed.
Update… they caught us. NOOOOOO