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So There’s This Guy….

And I a little bit want to punch him in the face…
Not that it would matter cause he’s already real ugly

uglydude

And dead incidentally.

But I really hate this guy. And the dudes name is Avogadro… its practically like he’s BEGGING to get punched. And he invented this number called 6.03×10 to the 23rd and it sucks.

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I’ve noticed that “The Google Game” has been pretty popular on facebook lately. (Similar to the “25 Random things” fad). I learned my name is AWFUL for this game. I don’t know if you are aware (my brother has made sure I am aware), but a few years ago Sadie was one of the top pet names in America. This causes some real problems as my google game results look like this…..

Sadie likes: smelly socks
Sadie likes: to chase her tail
Sadie needs: to be walked
Sadie needs: a new saddle pad
Sadie is: a rescue dog
Sadie is: not fond of tennis balls

There are a few results about Sadie Frost, Sadie the best Belly Dancer in Denver, and a lot of baby blogs mixed in, but it seems the majority were Labradors….

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And by plunge I mean we jumped in our apartment pool which has not been heated all winter. or ever maybe… I don’t really know. But it was freezing. Also sadie was Ill and she still did it. So did our roommate. And now we have the shirts to prove it which is awesome… They say “I TOOK THE PLUNGE” with a polar bear. now when I wear my shirt people will think I am so cool probably.

here we all are pre swim

Pre plunge

And Here we all are diving in. Notice Sadies great diving form verses my hunchback

The Dive in

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oscar-statue

I love award shows a great deal. I’m not exactly sure why, but this means that I am currently watching the Oscars. I’ve made up a little game to play as I watch. Every time they announce a winner I check it’s wikipedia page to see how fast they add it to that winners page. It’s shocking….

P.S. As a side note I’ve held an oscar before and they really are quite heavy.

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So my favorite uncle, Derek, actually showed this to me like 3 years ago. I had completely forgotten about it until today and after watching it again I knew it was blog worthy. So here it is…. the worst music video ever made (seriously that’s what I searched to find it).

Some important things to pay attention to:

  • The horrible choreography (i.e. the use of “the lawnmower”)
  • If you watch the dancers in the back at the beginning you will notice that one of them seems to have forgotten the moves, and lets face it they are pretty complicated.
  • What is up with the main singer?!?! The Michael Flatley shirt and also his hair!?!?!

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Here is a great guide to looking like Taylor Swift that I found on wiki how.

  1. Have light blond hair. As you can see from this photo, Taylor’s hair is long and blonde. So, to look like her, this is probably the key clone look-alike factor.

  2. Curl your hair. As you can see from the photos, Taylor has naturally curly hair. If you don’t, get a curling iron and curl it. Make sure to curl in sections layer by layer. Take care to make sure it looks natural and is not too tight – let the locks fall loosely. Once done curling, shake head to get the loose look. (they make it seem so easy!)

  3. Have beautiful clear skin like Taylor’s. Wash your face daily. If needed, put on “zit cream” or see your health professional if your acne is unremovable. (haha so if you can’t get rid of your acne, your screwed)

  4. Wear cowgirl style, but keep it contemporary. A cowgirl belt over a cute shirt, flowery dresses and mini skirts make a great start and don’t forget the boots – the boots are very Taylor. Taylor loves wearing sundresses with cowboy boots, and you can try putting an old denim jacket over that. Also funky jewelery like long beaded necklaces.

  5. Smile a lot. And always have clean, bright teeth. Taylor has a bright, bubbly personality and doesn’t let others bring her down. (I enjoy that they give your personality tips as well as style advice)

  6. Only wear minimal makeup. It must be natural – a little lip gloss and blush will do. Mostly pinks/peaches; try kiehls, it’s made with all natural things name of a good color is (down town peach). Taylor Swift does wear eyeliner and mascara also. you can try putting a little of that on.

TIPS

  • Don’t abandon your own style in the process of copying Taylor – adapt her look to what you already have. And don’t change who you are. Taylor wouldn’t! Just be bubbly, nice and proud of what you have! (wait… They already told you you had to be bubbly and  dress like her and now they are retracting that. This is so confusing)
  • Look for clothing in local department stores; you don’t need to spend a fortune to look a fortune. (Thats deep)
  • If you want to sing like Taylor, practice every day by jamming along to her CD. Improve your voice by joining the local choir and perhaps taking voice lessons. (hahahaha. Jam along to her CD)

I Really want to know if people actually regularly use this guide. Like seriously.  I think I ought to post a guide about how to be me. I’m sure everyone would want to read it!!

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Red Valentine Heart

Happy Valentines Day everybody! Valentines day is one of my favorite holidays so hopefully everyone has a good time. Don’t be bitter and call it Singles Awareness Day, because the REAL Singles Awareness Day isn’t until tomorrow.

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