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Yipee! Now you can rent a hotel room! and get more than 3 speeding tickets without getting your license revoked! And when you get ID’d places people will feel especially stupid for asking you!

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I have a weird family… I have acknowledged this numerous time but seriously my older brother has a disease. And It’s called I will give people things that aren’t mine. Sometimes he will ask the person he is giving from and sometimes he won’t but even if he does ask he has already told the person he is giving to that they can have it. You can understand my annoyance with this trait as I have lost quite a few of my possession to it  and have had to rescue quite a few of them and that makes me seem like the bad guy. Today he tried to give my desk away to him and his wife. And I had to remind him it was my desk and that I needed it, but who just gives a desk away?! without asking its actual owner. and he does it like he’s doing you a favor. he’ll come up and put his arm around you (which is never a good sign in my family It means we have committed some sort of crime against you) and said “So I told my wife we could have your desk” and then I had to be the bad guy and tell him he couldn’t have it, and I just looked like a total jerk because I really am not using it right now but there is a chance I will need it when I leave for school again. Any ways here is a list of things he has tried to steal give away and stuff he has successfully stolen (marked with a star*)

*My snow thrower- This I actually had no need of and he gave it to my cousin who I would have given it to anyways but he still gave it without asking me first

A mattress… the mattress in his old room specifically. But I don’t know If you hold any sort of claim do your mattress but he really tried hard to give this mattress to his wife (fiance at the time)

*His ex girlfriends little brothers fly pole. He gave it to my little brother, and I just wonder if that boy ever misses it.

My printer, again to the then fiance. Just because I’m not using something at the moment doesn’t mean I never will again.

*My back packing backpack which admittedly I really never do use but now I don’t have it for the backpacking trip I am going on. Which is inconvenient.

*My moms crockpot. Like really couldn’t you just register for one?! I’m sure someone would get it for you.

* my computer mouse. He gave it to my younger brother which I don’t really get but I did get a new one out of the deal and it’s cute so I guess I’m ok with it

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Younger Brothers

Here is a little thing that we know… As a general rule younger brothers are cuter then older brothers. It’s just how it is. When you meet an older brother you can usually promise his younger brother is cuter. I could name ton’s of people from high school that this is true of but instead I decided to research it..

Casey Affleck is cuter then Ben Affleck. his eye’s are alot less slitty and he has better hair. although his movies are definitely not as good.

Liam Hemsworth (right) is far cuter then his older brother Chris Hemsworth (left obviously)

Kevin Jonas < Joe Jonas <Nick Jonas…. but it hasn’t always been this way… But they have both always been cuter then Kevin

Braison cyrus is cuter then  Trace Cyrus but really you don’t really have to be that good looking to be cuter then Trace… He;s a little freaky… and this is a picture before his face tattoos. he’s even weirder now


Eli manning is better looking then Peyton Manning, but peyton manning isn’t really ugly

And Last of all my little Brother Brent is alot cuter then my older brother Eric

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The Heat Miser

My brother

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First days at anything can be pretty awkward but I hate first days at new jobs almost as much as I hate first days of school which was also today… But I’m only taking 2 online classes so it hardly counts.

Anyways. new job first days are even more awkward when you can’t get ahold of your boss to find out what time your supposed to come in and when you do come in the employee in charge of training you pretty much gives you a run down of all the things about your boss that are hard to deal with. But really what I hate most about first days is just being the new kid and everyone else is all already friends and stuff so you’re just like the awkward one. And there are two engaged girls working there which can get real annoying if they never stop talking about being in love..

However I did learn this. Carlos Boozer… you know Utah Jazz star? Brings his family to my place of employment… and apparently his kids are the brattiest ones there and will lie to you if you ask them if their dad plays basketball they will lie to you. That my friends is hilarious.

Also… my boss is a hugger. She hugged me on my first day there!!! WHO DOES THAT?

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AND I use that title EVERY YEAR. woooo. but cause I’m bored and have no actual funding I am making this list of things I want that I will never buy either for the price or because it’s like a joke so it would be a waste of money. So if you’re a millionaire or want to waste money on me here is a really good list for you.

1. True religions. These jeans = BEST JEANS EVER. I don’t get the designer hand bags or the juicy couture track suits but I GET designer jeans. I’ve borrowed a pair a couple of times and I’m pretty sure you can’t go wrong. Cost: upwards of $250

2. Macbook. in white. These computer are fun, and they look cool and yeah I’m a little shallow right now sorry. but also my computer sucks and I need a new one with a working screen. cost: Like $1000

3. Naluwaver. Seriously cool guys. I’m sure i would fry my fingers using it and probably wouldn’t get the same results but I think the idea is BRILLIANT. cost: $175

4. XM radio. Guys I hate normal radio now.  my cousins car has XM and it is RAD. cost: I’m to lazy to look it up

5. Samsung dual view camera. SO cool. and convenient if you’re the sort who never want to ask other people to take photos of you and your friends

6. Net flix 1 year 2 dvd subscription. There are lots of Movies and TV seasons I want to watch that I don’t feel like renting from block buster. **ASIDE* it cost $10 to rent a wii game from blockbuster. I’m boycotting*

7.BAND TEES. guy’s I’ve been banned from them down here cause my cousin says they make me look like a boy but I LOVE them and I want a ton of them.

8. A kindle. I’m pretty sure this is one of those things I would buy and then not use but every time I see someone with one I really want one

9. :D J/K alright so really I couldn’t think of any other random expensive stuff that wasn’t like cars or vacations :)

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Nick Named Students
  • Romeo– Romeo is a junior, and he has a HUGE crush on this girl in his class. One time I came to class and he raises his hand and then he just yells out “Teacher! I want to kiss Wang Sha!” The poor girl. Luckily it worked out for him because a couple of weeks later he told me she was his girlfriend when she was sitting right there, and she didn’t deny it.  Whenever he has to come to the board to write a sentence or something he always uses it to profess his love to her.
  • Obama– I don’t know Obama’s real name. On the first day of school he introduced himself as Obama and it’s stuck all year long.
  • Game Boy– Game Boy is Maddie and I’s favorite senior student. He’s incredibly disruptive, but he ALWAYS wants to play games, and so we make him go first for everything. We teach his class together. Usually one of us will teach the lesson and the other one will keep Game Boy occupied. Other wise he just keeps raising his hand and asking questions or trying to get you to come over and “Chatter with him.” We like him because he has the most personality of all the kids we teach, but he can be a handful. One time he decided that he really wanted to hug us, and so he like practically tackled Maddie and I.
  • Monkey– This kid actually just asked to be called Monkey. I’m not sure why, but even the other students call him it.
  • Heart Breaker– Heart breaker is another favorite. Not only is he the star of the basketball team, but he has great hair. He’s like the Asian version of Troy Bolton, and he kind of knows it. He has a rather large ego, and we find it hilarious.
  • Camera Boy– Camera boy takes the cell phone photography to an extreme. He often waits at the door for me to walk in so he can take my photo. I think he’s training for a very lucrative career as a paparazzi.
  • Harry Potter– Harry Potter is a Senior and he loves to participate. He comes up to the board EVERY TIME we call someone up whether we picked him or not. Really we just call him Harry Potter because he has glasses and since this is a boarding school and they call their principle Headmaster we just decided that we were obviously at Hogwarts and so we’ve given a lot of things Harry Potter nick names.
  • Himione–  Himione is a junior and we call him that because we were sticking with the Harry Potter theme and he’s really smart and raises his hand every time.
  • Superman– Superman gave himself his nick name. Every time you call on him he does the superman gesture. Like puts one fist in the air and looks up like he’s flying or something. It can be pretty hilarious.
  • Fred and George– or just “The Twins” they are two boys who often wear matching t-shirts. They are best friends. If they did that in the US they would be mocked into the next century, but it’s ok here apparently.

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Guys. I love people

So I went to the new moon midnight showing last night, which was very entertaning as midnight movie premiers always are. The screaming, the clapping ect, the insane fan girls ect. but look what I found today!!

That is funny

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Ok actually I guess it’s the grand canyon state. But so far I’ve seen alot more cactus then grand canyon. P.S. for those who didn’t know? I’m in Mesa staying with my moms cousin for a while working at her husbands orthodontist office… working is a loose term, perhaps standing around wishing I could do stuff would be better. So far I have learned…

120 degrees? Completely possible. I thought I knew hot before, turns out I never even met the guy
sometimes you can be so hot that getting in the pool just makes you feel gross
Little boys can actually be terrorists and when working together can actually tie you to a chair
Saying “Nice to meet you”  to someone you’ve never seen in your life just isn’t good enough for some people, the may prefer “Wow your teeth are really crooked Kelli, we’ll have to get braces on you right away”
Mesa Arizona is sortof like a little annex of Utah… complete with tons of 8 kids families and children with BOM names all over the place
My cousins husband thinks I’m a so sheltered or whatever that I can’t even identify a saguaro cactus. WRONG sir my mother is a plant genius and I’m pretty sure even people on the east coast know what those are

:) Also these people have a pet pig… snoop hog I can’t tell you how weird I think that is. and they treat it like a baby and it sleeps in the house, so weird. Anyways I think tomorrow I am going to try to cook an egg on the street just to see if it can really be done, I’ve wanted to try that since I was a little kid.

Also let the hunt for The filthy 5, the worlds worst park commence!

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Fun Mosaic Game!

mosaic fun

I found this just web browsing and decided I would do it cause I’m a little bit bored and this seemed fun-ish. here are the rules I followed…


– Go to Google image search.
– Type in your answer to each question.
– Choose a picture from the first page.
– Use
this website to make your collage.


1. What is your name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite movie?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world?
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?


My answers:

1. Kelli
2. Pizza
3. Thats my town skate park:)
4. green (today)
5. Stick it
6. Diet Coke
7. Greece
8. Strawberry shake
9. Sarcastic
10. Optimistic
11. Horses and friends together!!
12. wealthy :)


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