Posts Tagged ‘Hair’

Bump it UP!

I don’t know how many of you have seen a commercial for one of these but seriously I think If I ever saw someone wearing one I would pop them on the head with all my might in hopes of breaking it.


I am confident that no one told these ladies that they have tumors popping off the back of their head. Seriously. They say its “fully volumized” I think this goes beyond volumized. WHY WOULD YOU PAY 20 DOLLARS FOR THIS?? Hair spray and a ratting comb would totally do the same thing! Except better because you might be able to avoid looking like you have cancer….

P.S. I totally got second place in the NCAA bracket group I entered. TAKE THAT all you SLC dunk guys who don’t even know me. You got beaten by a girl! If you want to see my name in lights and glory Go here  SLC Dunk 

ok so its not my name but you can look at my bracket…


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I usually don’t get into the whole social networking thing. It so cliche, but who could resist facebook? It’s like the easiest way to spy on your friends ever… that and it has flair. I love flair. Some flair is really stupid, and a lot of it reminds me of T-shirts that I would laugh at, but never wear, but it’s just too awesome for anyone to truly hate. Anyways though here are some of mine and Kelli’s favorite pieces of flair.

This question gets asked too often. Next time I think I will answer it with this.

London Olympics Link for President

Ok I don't think Obama is even remotly close to Hitler, but it's still funny, because this was a really popular flair. Sore losers are funny. All My Friends are Dead hairy men

So I made sure I had one insulting each of the major political parties. How ambiguous! Now no one will ever be able guess what political party I am affiliated with. Oh wait…. I’m from Utah. Oh well. The Team Edward one: hmm probably about 95% of all flair is about Twilight, but this is funny, because really hair is gross. Also that Pikachu flair reminds me of the game Apples to Apples. Which might seem weird at first, but Pokemon is my favorite card in that game, because no matter what the adjective is Pokemon will always be hilarious next to it. Scary, Sexy, Fabulous, the possibilities are endless, and they are always hilarious. So if you ever happen to be playing Apples to Apples with me and you draw the Pokemon card…. play it on my turn. I’ll pick you guaranteed.
P.S. Uh just so you know I don’t actually think that Obama and Hitler are the same, but no one will ever be able to convince me that sore losers aren’t funny.

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Tonight we went to our Room mates B-day party. It was quite interesting. Dancing is not really our thing. So we spent the first half laughing at people in the room. Particularly our room mate Annie’s “almost boyfriend” He is really tall and skinny and has a mohawk. He’s white, but he might think he is black if his hair is any indication. He had Chris Brown hair. You know like the little razor cuts in the side… Steps.

Chris Brown is in the Building

The last half we got into it a little more and danced around. But you have to be careful one look at how into the whole thing CB wannabe was and we were seized by fits of laughter and had to go off to the side and regain control.

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