Posts Tagged ‘other blogs’

So I somehow found this website where some guy has made twitter sized summaries of a bunch of different movies. Some of them are pretty good. Here are my favorites:

E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.
: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.

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Tonight I am feeling a little bored and to curb my boredom I thought I would flip through Yahoo answers.  Anyways I found this question and it was like “What is a good song to play at a friends funeral?” and then someone totally insensitive says “Another one bites the dust”  This reminded me of another hilarious question once seen on yahoo answers and featured in the fail blog.


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This is WAR!…

Anyways. Our blog friend Zackapalooza recently wrote a very interesting post about Taylor Swift. You might remember, we love her. He asked for no disagreeing comments on his blog, and so being the polite people we are  we decided not to wage war in his comments. We decided to wage war on the blog.:D

He gives a list of 5 reasons he hates her…
1.She can’t sing at all.
2.Shes not very pretty, really.
3.She’s straight up boring.
4. Her songs are not that great
5. People are obsessed with her for no reason. She’s The human form of Twilight

We will now throw these 5 reasons back in his face. :D
1. She Can sing… Exhibit A:
Exhibit B: If you want to see her do a cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC-vENKF0hg
Exhibit C: If you want or need http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDgcVv0Gads
Exhibit D: List of awards she has won- Top new female vocalist (CMAs),  Favorite Female country Artist (AMAs), Best song 2 times and best country song (BMIs), Horizon Award (CMT’s), song writer of the year (NASI’s) and that is not including the ones that she got voted in for.

2.She is totally pretty He unfairly chose a picture of her with no make up on. How many famous ladies can you think of that look good without their make up?? I recommend googling Kate Winslet and Angelina Jolie or Miley without make up. Observe our gallery for proof that she is actually really pretty. Also take note that he hair is not fake. It’s Naturally curly. Have you ever tried to manage naturally curly hair? Not That Easy.

3. She is far from boring… Her you tube videos are hilarious, and her interviews and award acceptance speeches are really funny because she gets so excited. Also she made her own music video for I’m Only Me When I’m With you.

4. Her songs are AWESOME. And she wrote or co wrote all of them. That’s pretty stinking rare in the musical world and her lyrics are clever. And she is really good at slipping in jabs at the boys. Observe.
From Forever and Always:
Was I out of line? Did I say something way to honest?
Did you run and hide like a scared little boy?
I looked into your eyes, thought I knew you for a minute
Now I’m not so sure

From White Horse:
That I’m not a princess
This ain’t a fairytale
I’m not the one you’ll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain’t Hollywood,
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now its too late for you and your White Horse,
To come around.

From Pictures to Burn:
To state the obvious
I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re gay

5.It’s ridiculous to compare anything to the Twilight mania. It’s impossible to compare any obsession to that level of  crazy. 15 year old girls don’t regularly ask Taylor Swift to bite their neck. They do ask Robert Pattinson that.

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Alright, So I’m not. And I may have stolen this idea from the brilliant mind of Sadies sister Sarah. meh details anyways, One time about 2 months ago I was surfing blogger blogs. and suddenly by some genius stroke of luck I ran accross my dear cousins blog. I was unaware he had a blog… this made me smile because I get alot of joy spying on people. Unfortunatly his blog is quite boring, which makes his title of “my crazy college life” VERY misleading. So today in hopes of getting him to write something mildly interesting I decided to leave him a comment, however unwilling to let him know I read his blog, I created a new alterego for myself… LORD VOLDEMORT. I even created an email address so I was allowed to comment on his blog. It is voldemorttheevilgenius@gmail.com . I actually think this is so great i might start telling people to send my emails here. Here is what people will recieve if they email me there…

Harry Hunting BRB Re:‏
From: Voldemort (voldemorttheevilgenius@gmail.com)
Sent: Thu 11/20/08 6:02 PM
To: youremailhere@yourdomain.com
You have reached Lord Voldemort, Lord of all evil. I'm currently off
hunting that blasted boy. I'll get back to you ASAP

TTYL, Lord Voldemort


anyways I told him his life doesn’t seem crazy at all, hopefully now we will get something more interesting

Here is the link to my profile: http://www.blogger.com/profile/15406366828669540891

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So basically some guy is really rich or has a sponsor or something and he travels all around the world and this is what he comes back with. Or possibly he is really good at video editing. It’s really long. I don’t think I even watched the whole thing, but it’s actually pretty hilarious. I especially like watching the random dancers in Spain and trying to figure out what exactly what that guy in London is doing. Choking someone? I don’t know. All I’m saying is I totally wish I could dance like I was from South Africa.

P.S. Oh man Kelli this lady is hilarious. http://seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com/

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Blogs of Note

I was browsing blogger today, decided to have a look at the blogs of note. Apparently the reason we have not been chosen is because we are far, far to much fun. People would be like WHOA! cool crazy people. but luckily blogger would not do that to the world. that’s where this guy comes in. http://pacifistundeadpriest.blogspot.com/ talk about no fun. I mean do lots of people really read his blog? because I read the first post and Almost died of boredom… Also view this gem http://chihuahuacraziness.blogspot.com/ the title obviously shows that its no good, I mean Chihuahuas? ew. they are my least favorite of all dogs. Jordan should start a blog on techno music, or that other war game he plays. Actually both. I bet it would be huge.

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Well Kelli start learning that 2nd language! Also I don’t know if you have tried the Kool-aid version of otter pops, but just know they come highly recommended. And Kool-aid reminds me of our first sleepover so this post is going to be dedicated to Sleepover Memories
  • The time we made Kool-aid with double the sugar required. Possibly more.
  • Playing MASH all hours into the night
  • The Sedimentary Rock Ring
  • “Yeah because everyone has a miniature pool in their backyard.”
  • The bobby pin who owes you a life debt
  • How crazy we were the time we got to have a sleepover during school
  • Going to the football game that night, and then realising that you didn’t have to go home
  • “People are crazy.” “Yeah, good thing we’re not.” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Staying up till like 3:00 in the morning and then going on a river run at 5:30, and not being tired at all.
  • “Those people just tipped their canoe!”
  • Us wanting Elyse and Demi’s sleeping bag spot, and them refusing to trade us, and then they ended up getting all wet.
  • The blinding light of your cell phone a.k.a. “The Sun”
  • The dance party in the morning when we slept over at Lyse’s
  • Taking forever on the Quiet Book
  • “Fly on the wall” “If I was invisible”
  • Going to Walmart at like 1:00 in the morning to get Lime Rickey Ice Cream,, and being totally freaked out by the scary people there.
  • Talking forever and ever and near the end totally not making sense

Anyways if you can think of anymore tell me. And I propose another sleepover this weekend! This week basically rocks mostly because you are coming home TOMORROW and we are going to a concert, and then you’ll go home, and we will have only ONE more day until it’s the weekend! YEE-HAW!

Guilty Pleasure: Three guesses… :D

http://www.todolistblog.com/ This blog is somewhat boring right now as they apparently just released a book about it or something, but I like the idea of it.

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I actually have yet to decide what this blog post is about, I just decided I would write one… I am sure it will be random.
Today I visited some of the blogs of note. There is one called the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks, this turned out to be quite humorous. I do believe that given the chance, us and this person would be good friends, Read at least some of them they are funny. This led me to wonder how people are chosen for Blogs of note.. I wonder if it’s like, the Number of comments you receive, or like site traffic… anyways, we have only one comment and pretty low site traffic. Lame. People should read and comment then send their friends. Then we would be famous.
At the elementary school where I work it was Crazy hair day, I remember crazy hair day fondly, I am sure my mother remembers it not as fondly. I am sure it was a pain to attempt whatever wild scheme I dreamed up and then a pain to comb it out after the day was done. I also remember when we weren’t allowed to have them anymore, obviously this school is so much cooler then ours because they still get to do fun things like pajama day and dress up on Halloween and stuff
Last night Mari was trying to trick people with the transformers things but then she couldn’t anymore because it was after 9. So then she went to this site http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/3087/Dr_Phil_Soundboard
and started calling people. Some people would just like hang up but faiths brother talked for like 15 minutes. It was pretty funny.
Also as you well know I waste extreme amounts of time on really pointless stuff today my pointless time wasters…

Stumbling upon this-
and from there to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRTR7qrr4Fc …. I waste less time then this person
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5BgJHXxvk – this one is funny like way funny…he’s like jumping around like a wild man, and then “oh my gosh nick you are SO HOT!… you’ll seem obsessed watching it. But I recommend doing it anyways

you know… we may be a little obsessed… but these people are a lot obsessed. And these are just the ones I bothered to watch

also I think that if we knew the Jonas brothers we would be tight with them.

Guilty pleasure: Who said by Hannah Montana or apparently the Jonas brothers

Quote of the day: “The light at the end of tunnel has been turned off due to budget problems” heh, someone turned off our lie for two weeks. jerk.:D

Little known Fact: I really like to wear my hoodie hoods and I would do it like all the time but I feel like a retard. also It cuts down my perhephrial vision

moral really is practically at an all time low… knowing that I cant come home is ruining my life :D

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Ok Kelli here is Derek’s Blog with the awesome Halloween stuff. http://www.derekmdesign.blogspot.com/ Also I think I really will be able to come up this weekend, if you still want me too. So hopefully we can work that out, because it would be way fun, and I have to meet my soulmate that Madigan picked out for me! :D Anyways this is going to be really short, because I doubt this computer is here for me to post blogs…. plus I should probably go to class. :D

Guilty Pleasure: A*TEENS (they’re making a comeback for me at the moment. I now realize just how addicting Upside Down really is!)

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