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The Heat Miser

My brother

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Bump it UP!

I don’t know how many of you have seen a commercial for one of these but seriously I think If I ever saw someone wearing one I would pop them on the head with all my might in hopes of breaking it.

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I am confident that no one told these ladies that they have tumors popping off the back of their head. Seriously. They say its “fully volumized” I think this goes beyond volumized. WHY WOULD YOU PAY 20 DOLLARS FOR THIS?? Hair spray and a ratting comb would totally do the same thing! Except better because you might be able to avoid looking like you have cancer….

P.S. I totally got second place in the NCAA bracket group I entered. TAKE THAT all you SLC dunk guys who don’t even know me. You got beaten by a girl! If you want to see my name in lights and glory Go here  SLC Dunk 

ok so its not my name but you can look at my bracket…

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Here is a great guide to looking like Taylor Swift that I found on wiki how.

  1. Have light blond hair. As you can see from this photo, Taylor’s hair is long and blonde. So, to look like her, this is probably the key clone look-alike factor.

  2. Curl your hair. As you can see from the photos, Taylor has naturally curly hair. If you don’t, get a curling iron and curl it. Make sure to curl in sections layer by layer. Take care to make sure it looks natural and is not too tight – let the locks fall loosely. Once done curling, shake head to get the loose look. (they make it seem so easy!)

  3. Have beautiful clear skin like Taylor’s. Wash your face daily. If needed, put on “zit cream” or see your health professional if your acne is unremovable. (haha so if you can’t get rid of your acne, your screwed)

  4. Wear cowgirl style, but keep it contemporary. A cowgirl belt over a cute shirt, flowery dresses and mini skirts make a great start and don’t forget the boots – the boots are very Taylor. Taylor loves wearing sundresses with cowboy boots, and you can try putting an old denim jacket over that. Also funky jewelery like long beaded necklaces.

  5. Smile a lot. And always have clean, bright teeth. Taylor has a bright, bubbly personality and doesn’t let others bring her down. (I enjoy that they give your personality tips as well as style advice)

  6. Only wear minimal makeup. It must be natural – a little lip gloss and blush will do. Mostly pinks/peaches; try kiehls, it’s made with all natural things name of a good color is (down town peach). Taylor Swift does wear eyeliner and mascara also. you can try putting a little of that on.

TIPS

  • Don’t abandon your own style in the process of copying Taylor – adapt her look to what you already have. And don’t change who you are. Taylor wouldn’t! Just be bubbly, nice and proud of what you have! (wait… They already told you you had to be bubbly and  dress like her and now they are retracting that. This is so confusing)
  • Look for clothing in local department stores; you don’t need to spend a fortune to look a fortune. (Thats deep)
  • If you want to sing like Taylor, practice every day by jamming along to her CD. Improve your voice by joining the local choir and perhaps taking voice lessons. (hahahaha. Jam along to her CD)

I Really want to know if people actually regularly use this guide. Like seriously.  I think I ought to post a guide about how to be me. I’m sure everyone would want to read it!!

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Tonight I am feeling a little bored and to curb my boredom I thought I would flip through Yahoo answers.  Anyways I found this question and it was like “What is a good song to play at a friends funeral?” and then someone totally insensitive says “Another one bites the dust”  This reminded me of another hilarious question once seen on yahoo answers and featured in the fail blog.

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This is WAR!…

Anyways. Our blog friend Zackapalooza recently wrote a very interesting post about Taylor Swift. You might remember, we love her. He asked for no disagreeing comments on his blog, and so being the polite people we are  we decided not to wage war in his comments. We decided to wage war on the blog.:D

He gives a list of 5 reasons he hates her…
1.She can’t sing at all.
2.Shes not very pretty, really.
3.She’s straight up boring.
4. Her songs are not that great
5. People are obsessed with her for no reason. She’s The human form of Twilight

We will now throw these 5 reasons back in his face. :D
1. She Can sing… Exhibit A:
Exhibit B: If you want to see her do a cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC-vENKF0hg
Exhibit C: If you want or need http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDgcVv0Gads
Exhibit D: List of awards she has won- Top new female vocalist (CMAs),  Favorite Female country Artist (AMAs), Best song 2 times and best country song (BMIs), Horizon Award (CMT’s), song writer of the year (NASI’s) and that is not including the ones that she got voted in for.

2.She is totally pretty He unfairly chose a picture of her with no make up on. How many famous ladies can you think of that look good without their make up?? I recommend googling Kate Winslet and Angelina Jolie or Miley without make up. Observe our gallery for proof that she is actually really pretty. Also take note that he hair is not fake. It’s Naturally curly. Have you ever tried to manage naturally curly hair? Not That Easy.

3. She is far from boring… Her you tube videos are hilarious, and her interviews and award acceptance speeches are really funny because she gets so excited. Also she made her own music video for I’m Only Me When I’m With you.

4. Her songs are AWESOME. And she wrote or co wrote all of them. That’s pretty stinking rare in the musical world and her lyrics are clever. And she is really good at slipping in jabs at the boys. Observe.
From Forever and Always:
Was I out of line? Did I say something way to honest?
Did you run and hide like a scared little boy?
I looked into your eyes, thought I knew you for a minute
Now I’m not so sure

From White Horse:
That I’m not a princess
This ain’t a fairytale
I’m not the one you’ll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain’t Hollywood,
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now its too late for you and your White Horse,
To come around.

From Pictures to Burn:
To state the obvious
I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine I’ll tell mine you’re gay

5.It’s ridiculous to compare anything to the Twilight mania. It’s impossible to compare any obsession to that level of  crazy. 15 year old girls don’t regularly ask Taylor Swift to bite their neck. They do ask Robert Pattinson that.

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Geniuses I tell you. Apparently the want schools with fish names to change their names to Sea Kittens. Because obviously if people start calling fish kittens no one would want to eat them. PETA is ridiculous sometimes. So suddenly your very own white fish high (I’m talking to you Montana) could become Sea Kitten High! WE ARE THE MIGHTY SEA KITTENS HEAR US ROAR!!! Terrifying. And check out this awesome picture they have to go with it!

sea-kittens

Image courtesy of PETA. thanks guys

They also think people would not want to go see fish in aquariums were they called sea kittens. I say this is false. I would certainly want to see a sea kitten.  Wouldn’t you??  They would also would like the Fish And Wildlife Services to stop promoting the killing of sea kittens. AND check it out you can create your very own sea kitten on their website. Here is mine.

might warrior

Cute huh?

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Me and sadie were talking about how confusing the song No Air is becuase they are like “ahhh I cant breath with out you!” but they are not together. So I was reading on the song meanings website what people thought it was and came across this little treasure…

loved4life02-16-2008
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This song, like every other song is all about interpation….to someone who has broken up with there true love this song is about lose and emptiness. To someone like me who is with the one and true person that means the world to them…this song means much more the lyrics “tell me how I’m suppose to live with no air?” this means your my everything, I can’t live without you, and I love you with all my heart….I love you so much Willy Billy your my everything and YOU are my air! I can’t live a single day without you!
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MycroSopht02-16-2008
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I think my girl has this right. To lose you would mean that I would practically die. I’ve searched high and low for you hun. I’m so glad I found you, and saved you. I love you Ashy-Pooh!
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Adorable right?? I mean someone should definetly have commented on their comments. I wonder if they tag team comment all the time? she comments and then is like “Willy Billy I commented on this song go comment on it too!” And whats with the gross-o nick names? Also I love that he’s like “I’m so glad I saved you!” hahaha
I hope they break up. :D

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